Oops... sorry to hear that you're gonna have to stay home from work for a few days against your wishes... gonna cut into the ol' dope funds a li'l bit. Kinda hard to "woo the ladies" when you don't have the cash for the pills... oh, wait, you "get the girls with just the haircut and the juggalo tattoo," right? (I honestly can't believe some of the crap that comes outta your mouth, sometimes... but at least you were right about something... the "girls" part... funky bags and little girls... I wish I was so smooth.)

Hope it was worth it.