I was just checking one of my emails... and I got a piece of spam - well, this address seems to be riddled with it, anymore... but, still, I found the subject line of this one rather intriguing:

Subject: But now I can penetrate hardly and give the pleasure to every woman!

So, every woman needs to be prepared for the pleasure, apparently... Now, if I can just find one to penetrate hardly, you're all good to go.

Maybe I should have actually read the mail before I pitched it...