Why does it feel like it's been forever since I've posted here? Oh, I see... because it has been forever since I've posted here... I have neglected this one a little in favor of my other one (the one that deals with music stuff)... But said neglect looks like it helped score me a job with AltarNative, an online music magazine, which is a very, VERY cool thing.

Jarrod, his wife Tracie, and their daughter, Abby...

[NOTE: This is actually an earlier post I wanted to be back towards the top...]

I went and made myself and a bunch of friends into South Park characters.
Here's a few of them...


from left: Tony (me), Mike, Steve, and Jarrod

warm bodies, I sense
are not machines that can only make money
past perfect tense
words for a feeling and all I've discovered
I'll be along son
with medicine supposed to,
designed to make you high
I'll be along son
with words for a feeling and all I've discovered

old, bad eyes

on loneliness comes
go see the foreman, go see the profiteer
on loneliness drives
we're takin' our time movin' shit for this holy slime

old, bad eyes, almighty fear

the shepherd won't leave me alone
he's in my face and I
the shepherd of my days
and I want you here by my heart and my head,
I can't start till I'm dead
-E. Kowalczyk-

Here's a small sample of a "googlism" for me.
Googlism for: tony phillips

tony phillips is an artist ever sensitive to his social environment
tony phillips is in repose
tony phillips is treasurer
tony phillips is currently serialized in the fantastic worlds of edgar rice burroughs Cool! I wonder who I am? Am I Tarzan? Cheetah?
tony phillips is vice president of interline and international marketing for fine air
tony phillips is
tony phillips is out with a broken leg
tony phillips is technical manager of the nonproliferation
tony phillips is general manager of red baron new zealand which is part of the world's largest motorcycle retail group with a target of 800 red baron stores
tony phillips is a scientist at nasa
tony phillips is collecting all sorts of tips and tricks on his virus page
tony phillips is safe at the plate
tony phillips is still tearing up opposing pitchers
tony phillips is a freelance writer and filmmaker living in new york city
tony phillips is suspended indefinitely by the anaheim angels after he refuses to go on the disabled list and enter a rehabilitation program
tony phillips is a great choice for this record
tony phillips is fast approaching his 40th birthday NUH-UNH!!!
tony phillips is also hoping to keep his big league career alive
tony phillips is based on another from the american institute of physics
tony phillips is a genius really
tony phillips is #12708 ...no shit? I always wondered...
tony phillips is batting
tony phillips is vice president of interline and international marketing for arrow air
tony phillips is on the move
tony phillips is worth your time or bid
tony phillips is a good addition That's very nice of... um.... them...

Okay, from the world of the twisted... was watching a friend play Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, earlier. At one point, he needs to get a car, so he decides to carjack a Bronco-type with two occupants... He pulls the driver out and jumps in. Usually, the passenger freaks and jumps out as you jump in. In this case, however, he sped off and the passenger remained... and sat there for the next few minutes screaming their lungs out in sheer terror as he drove around town. It was actually pretty amusing for quite a while... The new motorcycles are awesome... fun to try on some of the jumps, and there's two dirt bike tracks... not to mention that you can now rob jewelry stores, pay for protection, act as protection, buy property, fly helicoptors, planes, drive boats, run remote control car and helicoptor missions... crazy stuff, but the wailing unintentional hostage in the car has been the best thing, yet...

okay... juggle the soccerball...
***Irritating Audio Alert!***
(but other than that, it's pretty cool... more digital crack...)

When did Trick-or-Treat candy get so... small? I mean, when I was a kid, "bite-size" candy was at least two bites. Now you can get these little Three Musketeers things that don't even qualify as a bite... Tootsie Rolls were bigger... I don't think anybody gives out Rice Krispy Treats anymore (we had these three or four elderly couples when I was a kid that always had different candy for the "neighborhood kids," as opposed to the kids that were, like, bussed in from all over the place). So, that makes Reese's Cups (still) the big score on Beggar's Night...