Improper uses of the term "blog."

"Hey, do you know where I can score some blog?"
"Put another blog on the fire."
"Don't bogart that blogger, man."
"So we started bloggin' in the kitchen..."
"Blogger... hmm... Wasn't that an old video game with cars and turtles and stuff and you had to get your blog from one side of the road to the lily pads on the... w-huh? ...a what? a frog? Oh... nevermind..."
"Blog me..."
"Be sure to have your blog spayed or neutered..."
"Sometimes when I'm blogged, I will take a laxative..."
"It's blogtastic!!!"